Marcus states that he’s committed to Brooke, whom A1 refers to as a trip to Crazyland. There are too many discussions in this episode about what happened in last week’s episode. Outside a pretend video shoot, A1 and Marcus rehash the Brooke drama. I find this entire conversation to be about as organic as a Twinkie. Brooke, dedicated to moving the plot along, offers the gym where Akbar’s other girlfriend works. Paris walks in and shares the Akbar drama. Folks, this is why you don’t make a deal with the devil: It never ends well. But I digress … Brooke and Bridget Kelly rehash the Marcus drama like the show doesn’t open with “Last Week on Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood.” Then, Bridget Kelly agrees to help Brooke with a special project without even knowing the details. This is high praise and her stylist should get a spinoff show.
Brooke has absolutely beautiful hair and I would rank our villainess’s tresses somewhere between Scar from The Lion King and Ursula from The Little Mermaid. In the words of the Patron Saint of February Pisces, Rihanna, “Nothing is promised … available on Apple Music.”Īt a salon, Brooke and Bridget Kelly get their hair done.
The only thing we have to do is die and pay taxes. We should date them because we trust them. Teairra is not upset with Akbar because “relationships are built on trust and Akbar is my man so I have to trust him.” Um … NO! NOPE! NYET! NAH! Ladies and gentlemen, we do not need to trust someone just because we’re dating them.
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We can all relate to wearing a mask to keep from being vulnerable so this moment resonates.Īfter these two emotionally taxing scenes, we head to a random park where Teairra Marie works out in full hair and makeup with her boyfriend who most certainly has a wife. She explains, “You’ve been gone all my life, your daughter is in the streets, what’s good?!” And then Gala Apple Watts immediately begins to cry, revealing that behind her tough veneer she’s hiding deep-seated scars. Fuji Apple Watts gets a calls from her estranged father, and confides that she’s having trouble reconnecting with him because he abandoned her in foster care. I shouldn’t feel like I have better lines of communication with customer service at Spirit Airlines than Lyrica has with A1. Lyrica admits that she misses her husband and wants to work things out. In a dance studio, Golden Delicious Apple Watts and Lyrica confide in each other about the men that are (not so) in their lives. In an industry that glorifies dramatic body modification, I appreciate Kimberly showing us the dark sides of surgery that we’d only see on reruns of Nip/Tuck. This is very graphic, and if Mona Scott’s intention is to convince viewers to think twice about ass shots, then I gladly take the pledge #itakethepledgeagainstinjections. All Kimberly wants is her health back and she gets surgery to remove as much silicone as possible. The burden is especially heavy for Kimberly because her doctor says she could be dealing with the ramifications of this procedure for the rest of her life. Michelle regrets getting butt injections about as much as I regret knowing what butt injections are. This week’s episode of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood serves as a public service announcement on the dangers of getting butt injections, a relatively new fad made famous by the likes of Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, and the other famous reality star named Kimberly.
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